Personal dilemma. I need some advice?

Last night at our office party I walked in on my female boss pleasuring herself on the door handle of the stationary cupboard.


As I am the office junior I am the one that has to go to that cupboard most often, and now I really don't want to.


I have two choices, either I wear gloves from now on or report her for gross indecency in the workplace. What would you do?


Serious answers only please.Personal dilemma. I need some advice?
so your christmas party was on in your office on a sunday night?! beside the stationary cupboard?! And you were going to the stationary cupboard while at the party to get!?!?! Pens for?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Personal dilemma. I need some advice?
I'm sorry but I don't believe you.
I think you belong to a porn site, if true, I would have been too embarrassed to mention again, if untrue, wash your mouth out with soap
This would be a differcult one to handle. If you confront her, she would likely fly off the handle
i would get my own back and rub my co ck all over it if i were you
help her ;-)
you should lick it clean
Clean it. However, make sure she's looking some time and sniff it, just so she knows.
i know this hasn't really happened to u but still .. i would have joined her if I was u .. for 2 things





1) if shes hot I don't need to tell u why


2) even if she's not tht hot she's ur boss .. please her n get a promotion
Great imagination, put it to good use....write a book, somebody will by it.
hmmm tricky, why not offer her your assistance rather than always going to the door handle for lovin
If wat u say is true...get some anti bacterial wipes and wipe the handle and get over it basically. Although u r a junior...u should be grown up enough to realise that people do strange things from time to time...and sometimes u just have to get on with things. Merry Xmas.
Too bad you didn't have a digital camera on you at the time.





You could have snapped a photo of her ';pleasuring herself,'; and then used it for leverage at your next evaluation!





I'm sure the cleaning staff in your building do a good job every night, so I wouldn't worry about touching the cupboard handle. You can wipe it off with cleanser and a towel yourself too, just in case.





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No you have THREE choices, hunni. You can wear gloves AND report her for gross indecency.





PS you missed a golden opportunity for promotion there, my lad. Why didn't you take your nob out to her?
If you'd report her, be prepared to supply proof. She could also make life very difficult for you since she is your boss. I'd say if you are ready for a fight at the risk of losing your job, then go and report it. Otherwise, even though it isn't morally correct, keep quiet and your hands in your pockets.
BOTH - wear gloves and report her
The key words here are office party. Sounds like she may have had a little to much to drink. I would just disinfect the handle and let it be. She may not even remember doing that or much of anything. Now if she asks if there is anything she did that was embarrassing talk to her in private and let her know. Use discretion.
This is a joke. Right?
2 points.
give it a good wipe down and tell her you know about it
Ask her if she needs a hand next time.
Ok, if this actually happend............





First, clean the doorknob. I know this is annoying but it is also the most ethical course of action (IE the point is to stop the behavior NOT embarrass her to death if you can avoid it). So ';preserving the evidence'; is beside the point at first. Then proceed with as many of the steps below needed to make her stop.





1) I would take it up with her first indirectly IE ask something outside the office like ';hey have you ever seen those (name some sex toy) my friend used to use those I was going to get her a gift to relieve stress for her breaks at work I guessed you might be experienced with that any ideas for the gift?';


Maybe you can think of a more creative comment but the point is to vaguely let her know you know she is into that kind of thing (and you know she could well be doing it at the office). Hopefully she will catch the hint and realize ';you are right, now I think badly of her so I can only imagine people will think badly of me: I'm embarrassed and I'm going to stop.';





2) If that has no effect on her (and you see her doing similar things) than, even though you had no way to catch her the first time around, you guessed it, next time she does it you can catch footage and report her.
Why don't you confront her personally? She was probably drunk and had no other choice. Have you not done something stupid in your life while, being drunk before?


I bet she put you in your place before and now you cannot wait to get her back.


You must have been dreaming as well.
Maybe get one from the store and secretly put it were only she can find it. She'll be embarrassed and wont know who knows, or later you could use it as ammunition, like if she says something that pisses you off you could ask it she got the gift you put on her desk last month.
bring antibacterial wipes to work and wipe down the handle before using it - make sure she sees you too. eeuh!
omg thats so funny! does she know you caught her? if so then that should be problem sorted, she must be embrassed, otherwise bring up a joke when your next with her about how gross something like that would be, might make her think! good luck (oh and wear gloves aswel eww!)
This must be a joke! Please tell me this is a joke. However, you wrote it with such sincerity, that I almost believe you. If it is indeed the truth, you report her. She most certainly should have enough common decency to perform these acts in the privacy of her own home. this is gross and very distasteful. God bless****
Well, firstly, I think you let her down by simply observing her on the door handle when I'm sure you could have been more helpful?





Secondly, do you not trust her to have carefully cleaned the door handle after use?





Third, just a note- there is only a limited range of things you can catch from stationery cupboard door handles!