Thursday, August 19, 2010

Atheists! On the advice of a fellow atheist I accepted Jesus as my personal saver and am now srsly depressed!?

What should I do? I followed the advice of ';Yes, it's not me ~~P3D~~'; and I feel awful! Can I sue her for atheistic malpractice or is it my own danged fault? Pls hlp me recriminate!Atheists! On the advice of a fellow atheist I accepted Jesus as my personal saver and am now srsly depressed!?
Lolzzz Very funny :pAtheists! On the advice of a fellow atheist I accepted Jesus as my personal saver and am now srsly depressed!?
First of all, how is it that an atheist convinced you to accept Jesus as your savior? Maybe I am misreading things, if so I'm sorry, I just didn't grasp that concept.








Second... it is SOOOOO terribly normal to go through a really hard time after accepting Jesus as your savior. In fact, it's the hardest thing people go through sometimes. Suddenly depression hits, things just seem to go so wrong, anything... you name it.


This is called ';spiritual attack';. Any time someone accepts God into their life satan puts all kinds of crazy things in the way in order to make them feel like they made the wrong decision, to start hating God, and to go back to the way they were before.








A little weird that this is exactly what's happening to you. Hmmm.
You just thought she was cute so you did whatever she asked you to, huh? :)





Sorry, it's your fault. But don't worry -- since there's no such thing as jesus (and if there was he's been dead for nearly 2000 years), muttering a few supposedly magic words didn't actually do anything. You're still fine. Any good atheist knows that pretending to accept a mythical god doesn't do any real harm...it only does harm when you actually believe that the mythical god is real. *Then* you're in trouble.





Peace.
how can an atheist advise you to accept that which he does not believe in? anyway, the moment you ask Christ into your heart your adversary takes note and attacks. ride the storm, trust God and on the other side you will better then you were before.
Well, you can always call off your personal relationship with Jesus. Sorry, JC, it isn't working. It's not you, it's me. I'm sure he'll understand.
sorry, hon, you knew what you were getting into. i suggest you start acting like christians do today. You'll be atheist again soon, just out of disgust with yourself for being so hateful
just forget it and start anew. :P


then go buy a bottle of jack and celebrate. come back to the atheist side, u were right in the first place. ;';)
Hard liquor, and good weed will take the foul taste from your mouth and make you feel so much better.





Before you indulge, however, reject the ';good news'; and come back home!
Wowzer...


What a shame.


It's also a real shame.





What You do next is entirely Your choice.





God be with You brother...
HAHAHAHA!! You are deranged. I think this is a stupid attempt at a joke. But I'm not laughing at that.I'm laughing because you're a deranged troll.
Hahahaha, ';advice of a fellow atheist';
You should go back to your old ways. No, you cannot sue. It was your decision to take that advice.
Unlimited promiscuous sex is the best antidote.
Go to Micheal Horn's site or on youtube search for Billy Meier. Talmud Jmmanuel preceded Bible. It is not jewish version of bible. Just go and see who was real Jmmanuel.
You must have seriously pissed he off to say something so nasty as '; go to Jesus ';
Someone should revoke her atheist card.
It's your own danged fault. And now you're totally danged. Danged to Heck, I tells you!
absinthe
An hero
i've been a atheist for a while now just try to not call it god call it a voice inside your head
Drink liquor. I love it! Good luck
gago yeah go sue her, tang ina mo
maybe you didn't do it right
shut up, you sure are not an athiests if you talk that way

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