Any advice on writing the perfect 'gay' personal ad?

Putting it in the Gay section ALWAYS HELPS. lol. Also.....





Different ways to approach it: [just saying you're male in example. if not, sorry!]





1.) Honest and frank: For example: ';GAY Male, 25. GSOH N/S, Likes...[fill in], Dislikes...[fill in]. call blah blah blah. [BORING]





2.) Cute and poemy: For example:


';Oscar Wilde and Stephen Fry,


Kiss the boys and make them cry,


If you want some love and fun,


Why not try to kiss this one? [I won't cry. lol] - as you may agree, this is cheesey, and crap, but may attract some people who like to see originality and effort. BUT FOR GODS SAKE DON'T USE THAT ONE USE A NICE ON YOU'VE MADE UP!!!!





3.) Be fun, but get message across. Maybe use a striking title like 'MAN ENOUGH FOR ME?' and then, once you've caught the reader's eye, go into normal ad mode and sum yourself up. For Example:


Gays just wanna have fun! I am a gay guy, living in the blah blah blah area. I love blah blah blah, but don't like blah blah blah. I'm looking for an honest person who is interested in similar things - etc





aaaaaaand that pretty much covers any style I can think of. lol Hope this Helps ^_^Any advice on writing the perfect 'gay' personal ad?
Life is imperfection. Writing the perfect ad would make you unbelievably square.





When I write anything, I say exactly what I mean and if they don't like it they can go read something by someone who lies.Any advice on writing the perfect 'gay' personal ad?
Hot muscled, intellectual doggie looking for another intellectual gym workout dog? I've never placed one..Can a kitty respond? rofl
talk about what makes you different, don't make you're self sound egotistical, and be weird
Bum hole needed for intrusive manoeuvres
I'm not gay, but I always thought that the gay slogan should be 'Two heads are better than one'. Try that.....
Be honest.
I'd mention the whole you always getting told off for stretching the cut of the cloth... stuff